Various Quotes

Some funny quotes I read recently:

"CIA REALIZES IT'S B EEN USING BLACK HIGHLIGHTERS ALL THESE YEARS." - THE ONION

"FORTY PERCENT OF MEXICANS SAY THEY WOULD MOVE TO THE U.S. IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE. THE OTHER 60% ARE ALREADY HERE." - Jay Leno

"The first Starbucks has reopened in New Orleans. Residents were thankful and said, 'We may have lost our homes, but at least we can start paying $5 for a cup of coffee again.'" - Conan O'Brien